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Pls tell me god hates them
Sorry God

[See? He can be respectful!]

doesnt everybody???

Best news I've heard all day
There's a whole choice selection of fuckin weirdos I have to deal with in my line of work but they're some of the worst

Why would you do that to yourself?

I'm a hacker, incels live online, it happens

[Oh look what he's found!]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
We have to show that one to the other!

I don't know man, do you get the feeling they've got the sense of humor for this kinda thing

Good point. They're kinda grandpas huh?

Osiris is nice, he's just... so serious
And he talks like he's in some movie set in the 1800s or something
So weird for a guy who looks that young and gorgeous

(( w a t ? ))

Not surprising. Look who he likes! A fine pair of stuffed shirts.

You sound jealous again
Emmanuel's nice, even if he is kinda
Well okay really stiff

Very really. Way more than kinda.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not jealous of Father Yoon?

Wait his family name is Yoon??

Yeah. Is that significant?

Hah cool
So is mine
Maybe me and Lurch are related

You should ask! He's probably one of those guys who can recite his family tree going back like twenty generations.

Ha yeah I can see it

Hey now you know half of my real name
Most ppl don't even get that much

When do I get the other half?

Find it out yourself
You see everything right?

Not everything. Just a lot of things.

I COULD tell you but then if anyone ever turns me into the feds
I'll know who it was

I'll just go to your room and look at your ID.

Ughhhhhhhhh
Ian

(( !!! He actually told Lucas his real name???? FOR REAL???? ))

I won't tell.

I know, otherwise I wouldn't have told you
I trust you with shit that really matters

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