Seriously, man, I'm glad I'm here being protected from the real crazy, but sometimes...
[Oh, wait, David knows the perfect story to illustrate his point. He laughs and leans forward, elbows on the table and fingers laced together.]
... okay, you'll appreciate this more than anyone. The other night I was at the bar and I had this guy come up to me and say "hey, that dude over there has been staring at you all night, you should make a move." Even left me the money to buy him a drink. And he's not bad looking, kind of has an intimidating aura but I'm getting used to that, so I do. And he comes over.
Now once he's closer, I start to notice a weird smell. Not human stink like B.O. or anything, more... charred? Like extreme campfire smell.
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[Oh, wait, David knows the perfect story to illustrate his point. He laughs and leans forward, elbows on the table and fingers laced together.]
... okay, you'll appreciate this more than anyone. The other night I was at the bar and I had this guy come up to me and say "hey, that dude over there has been staring at you all night, you should make a move." Even left me the money to buy him a drink. And he's not bad looking, kind of has an intimidating aura but I'm getting used to that, so I do. And he comes over.
Now once he's closer, I start to notice a weird smell. Not human stink like B.O. or anything, more... charred? Like extreme campfire smell.