also current pre-fake war

[No one can tell David that there isn't action happening in this hotel. People are starting to look at each other differently, the energies around certain twosomes is shifting, and he is defuckintermined to get in on the action. It's a daunting task when he's one of the very few humans in this place, but that's why he starts out at the bar - everyone's a better flirt and a more receptive flirtation receiver with a few drinks in them, right?

He's certainly going to have a better chance when everyone is fully dressed, which he's already discovered while visiting the outdoor pool. The bodies on these non-humans are unfairly perfect. He needs to start getting in some days at the gym.

So David cleans and dolls himself up a bit and grabs a seat at the bar, sipping at some neon-coloured drink in a martini glass as he watches people trickle in and decides who to approach.]